Food with an ATTITUDE! (an invitation)

[Mairzie Dotes]

OMgosh, this is sooo funny! Mair, thanks for the comment and glad to be here.. I KNEW that the pepperoni was going to get in there somehow... but the anchovies or whatever they are.. UGH! All because you made a scrumptious cake for your son.. how does it get to this?

The best poetry ever from all of you. I can't compete. Woo hooo... this thread still rocks the boat!

Dear IrishRose,
I could have sworn those embellishments that chef D Akey so creatively
decorated the cake with were sweet gum drops instead of pepperoni
slices ... his thought being that the sugary treats would offset the
pungent WOWness of the silvery skinned, bone in, olive oil marinated
sardines, a striking and unique (rumble!) flavor enhancement when blended
with the rich, decadent flavor of devil's food cake. By the way ... would
you happen to (uuuuUUURP!) have some bromo?

[Caesar]

I'm sure anchovies and blue fish in general is absolutely healthy with their antoxydizing properties, but the last cake is even better when it comes at anti-aging prompt effects!

[D Akey]

Please don't make a mess with food.
Somebody had a hard time baking this !

Winner of the smoothest most appetizing muddy buddies, Hanzz down!

Figurines of the bride and the . . . uh, winner. . . fighting to free themselves from the primordial chocolate ooze. . . Willie Wankar, eat your heart out.

@Caesar, hahaha.

[Dany51]

Very funny all that, I am sorry that I never have the time to read all of it;
good humor make the good health with the condition of not be poisoned by the cook

[byroncallas]

Hanzz, now THAT is a chocolate cake worth taking a bite out of, er, so to speak. Scrumtious. Delicious. In the end perhaps what chocolate is all about????

[byroncallas]

Could be considered callous, Bryoncallas, suggesting that the neat, sweet, petite Ms Dotes chew the fat with (or 'of') yon pitiful pet pit bull till she's pretty full. <blurp!> Pass the fried green tomatoes, would you please, there's a diligent poet. Most respectable and salubrious poetic debut. More and more, por favor, Senior Carnivore. I laughed till I jiggered me vat of fat.

Dear DA, a delicious thank you, and in return:

Better than a fork in the eye,
A year's supply of hot pit-bull pie.

Thanks my good man.

[Mairzie Dotes]

Dear Maire:

That pit bull is sweet and most tender,
His ribs on the grill and combined,
With pit-bull parfait from the blender
Will drive you right out of your mind.

So don't be fooled by the gristle.
It's a lie in hopes that you'll not,
Give that old boy a whistle,
And lure him right into your pot.

With marinate don't even linger,
He's way too tender for that.
Just pick up a piece with your finger
You've dipped in hot pit-bull fat.

A rapture from Heaven will greet you
With every new morsel you try,
And when your meal is complete, too
You'll rise up into the sky.

You'll feel so light and so bouncy,
Though your tummy is giddily full,
And everywhere people will come see
The Maire that ate the pit-bull.

byroncallas,
Does that ol' wolfer come with a side order of Fafa beans?

If so ... set the table and pour the Ovaltine ... in a Tiffany glass please!

[Mairzie Dotes]

Please don't make a mess with food.
Somebody had a hard time baking this !

hanzz,
Did you just get back from a tour of the Hershey factory ... on chocolate
wrestling night?

This is one of the most "exotic" devil's delight confections that has ever
been posted in this thread and you have definitely missed your calling as
a cake decorator. Just wonderfully creative and whimsical! Many thanks
for frosting this decadent delight for us and I can hear dear Caesar's
mouth watering from here.

[Mairzie Dotes]

I'm sure anchovies and blue fish in general is absolutely healthy with their antoxydizing properties, but the last cake is even better when it comes at anti-aging prompt effects!

Dear Caesar,
hann's enticing Devil's Food cake and your new "devilish" avatar now
takes on new symbolic connections and my only hope is that you eat
something nutritious before "diving in" to this most tasty dessert .....
so you won't upset your sensitive stomach of course!

[Mairzie Dotes]

Very funny all that, I am sorry that I never have the time to read all of it;
good humor make the good health with the condition of not be poisoned by the cook

Hi Dany,
Is is always a pleasure to hear from you and your laughter is contagious
because we have all been having more fun here than a barrel of chocolate
kisses! Am pleased to know that you are enjoying this thread.