Speaking of name artists. . .

[D Akey]

Brace yourself. . .


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre...

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.

I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

[Caesar]

LOL, absolutely fun! We used to have also one with ancient Greek tragedy authors and phylosophers as well, but they work in Italian, so it's a sort of more exclusive kind of pun ...