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Thread: Sad Joke

  1. #1
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    Wink Sad Joke

    I lie awake & feel the urge to grab & squeeze you. You came to me in the night, what happened in bed leaves a tingling in me. You lay on my body & put your hungry mouth to me without any guilt. Drove me crazy. Finally, I slept. When I woke you were gone. I looked for you, but only the sheets bore witness to last nite's events. My body still bears the marks you left. Tonight, I'll be waiting.
    You friggin’ mosquito!

    Gotcha lolol
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  2. #2
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    LOBL!!

    Work that out Moosie...................I suffer with these bloody pests too .......my beautiful Wife lies beside me and wakes in the morning ......UNTOUCHED!!!


    WHY ME?????
    Da go Te'
    Best to you

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  3. #3
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    I embrace mosquitoes in their perfection. . . quickly and tightly. . . the little bastards. . .

    Funny stuff, Moosie, yet oh so demented in your writing. . .
    "Not a bit is wasted and the best is yet to come. . ." -- remembered from a dream

  4. #4
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    funny stuff. why mosquitos? I have often asked that question. perhaps they are miniature vaccine machines.
    Last edited by screenpainter; 07-27-2011 at 07:11 AM.

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