Well with all your wind and you being on wheels, seems like you could get blown around like a weather cock. . . you and your bein' on roller balls an' all.
I say lash some pillows to yer gunnels and tie on a tether line so ye can pull yerself around the room without getting pitched overboard. . .
HAR, LADDIE BUCK!!!!!! Heave two!
PoseDrawSki! y ˇVaya con the wind beneath yer wings!