Originally Posted by
eighty+
Why that be Lil' Egypt, unless me reckoning be kapoot. . . oh aye. . . She walks, she talks, she wiggles on the ground like an reptile. . . and so she do. . . I seen posters aboot 'er type. . . could be a spy
I spy me an third eye in the area o' 'er fore 'ead bangs. . . but ya best check for two more, an be abso-fookin'-lootley sure she ain't got 5. . . cause if she do got 5 eyes, there's a good chance she's a prayin' bloody mantis. . . which means she's either a church-goer, in which case ye can rule oot 'anky-pancakes, 'cept at the church breakfast, or she puts oot, but when the moment has come an' gone, she'll all of a sudden like, do an uncanny quick cartwheel an' wheel roond an eat yer face off quick as a cat. . . an' then she'll continue chowin' doon on the rest of ye. . . as is the way of her people. . .
So either case it's a dodgy business and ye moost take special care if ye wants ta make a night of it, lad. . . best let me test the waters first while you reconnoiter. . . there may be a nest o' 'em nearby. . . Brace yerself. . . I'm goin' in. . .
"Not a bit is wasted and the best is yet to come. . ." -- remembered from a dream
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U might B running around screaming with half a head I'm sure your Mum allways told you to
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