So many things to paint for a man what watches the news, eh? Paint away, lad! If we don't know the story behind the images you painted here, we'll simply be makin' up our own captions, oh aye, by goom, laddie.
The sister looks like she's complainin' aboot that being the poorest excuse for a tartan what's ever yet coom oot o' the lowlands cause the Romans never quite got the 'ang of the Scottish Rite design.
And the lad with the satchel and wellies makin' 'is postal rounds looks like 'e's forgot to put his sunscreen onto his legs, and was confused not knowin' 'ow ta handle a couple days of that rarest of all natural phenomena - UK sun, and is overjoyed ta get a couple weeks o' workman's comp doon tha pub.
But I could be wrong. . .
Go man go!
"Not a bit is wasted and the best is yet to come. . ." -- remembered from a dream