Ach, I look here more piggie-pink than a sun-grilling Viking here and there's no sign of where the sun didn't reach my paler original skin.
... actually, I must confess, I've got a tattoed bathsuit, to both save money each summer and be able to attend either a nudist or a standard beach. The only problem is I should stay away from girls to keep the suit's size stable, since there are parts of it which are not just a painted trompe-l'oeil on a wall.
Maybe I won't have that problem when I'll get 80+ too and my beard will get as long as needed to solve the problem and conceal possible issue arising with(in) the bathsuit.