Bus sketch'es 1.2.3.4.5.

[eighty+]

Cap Mac between U
and me that was bloody hard ok if you see any sheep that are lost
Don't Call me OK CIAO HASTA LA VISTA SLAINTE

The one in the middle of the back row says he thinks he's got the Flue

[D Akey]

Nay laddie. I cannay call ye aboot any sheep what's high-tailed it oot. . . Why is that? Cause yer truly on the lamb!

Oh aye! So naught for it boot ta break ol' Lorna Doon, lad.

[eighty+]

HI Cap Mac Yeah
were ever Mary went the little lamb was sure to Go
ok tried a touch up while waiting for Snooker to start ok great game by
both players Williams beat Higgins OK CIAO SLAINTE

[D Akey]

So do or did you play snooker as well as enjoy it on tele?

For me it's like soccer or cricket. It wasn't anything my generation played in the USA. So it's harder to appreciate for those of us who didn't feel the joy of playing.

My dad was wild for golf and he could not have been happier than when he was on the course. And sadly for me he watched it on our one black and white television in the home which meant the cowboys and gangsters and comics just had to lay low until he was done. So I can appreciate other people appreciating a game I didn't do.

There are some sports I didn't play that I enjoy though. Olympics and such. But you Brits, it was like you were from another land or something. I'm a bit jealous of your fun in the watching and the passion you all share about such things. I'm missing all the fun of yammering about it with ye.

Enjoy it lad! It's your prize for picking the right place to be born.

[eighty+]

well as for choice
where to be born It all depends where your Mum is on the Globe when
Your ready to Pop out OK just tried another touch up
and when I looked all I see was a Chinese bloke and two rowing Boats
CIAO SLAINTE

[D Akey]

Chinese blokes is all you can see? You been kidnapped in some sort of Tong War? I recommend pull on a sheep skin and sneak yer way oot with the herd. Just mind ye dennay end oop in the stew. Lucky ye got white hair. It'll blend. Just look sheepish.

[eighty+]

[COLOR="#000000"]yeah I'm feeling a bit
Sheepish as this is the 6th and the last ok waiting for the nurse now
but I'm not sure as she might have come early when I asleep
OW the door bell ok postman birthday present from my son and wife ok
CIAO HASTA La VISTA SLAINTE CAP MAC [/COLOR

Chinese bloke the shape of the Sand ok

[eighty+]

Hi Henry is not amused
as I started to fall asleep whilst drawing
OK CIAO HASTA LA VISTA SLAINTE

[D Akey]

Oh, now I see the Chinese bloke!

So I think I know why you've been falling asleep. It's okay to paint sheep. But deenay count 'em lest ye begin to nod off.

Same goes for Henry's. That's the historical challenge. The government's been wanting to lull the people to sleep and so they had them counting all the monarchs. Richard I. . . Richard II. . . Richard III. . . Henry I. . . Henry II. . . Henry III. . . By the time ye get to VIII the whole realm will be snoring. I'm rather astonished that any artisans stayed awake long enough to finish any portraits at all.

And it is said that some slept so DEEP that they got straight through to the other side of the Earth that they could even see Chinamen. . .

Yer birthday's a comin' oop there, MacPloos! Exciting. Which one? Is this the Mr Ploos I. . .Ploos II. . . Ploos III. . . MAC PLOOS XC = 90?

Friday is it? WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!

[eighty+]

Yep Cap Mac come Saturday I will be starting into my 90th year ok Ladbrooks
offering 100/1 for me to make the TON so place yuh betts now befor they shorted : as for Henry viii have trouble with waist line as kilt
should be longer so might add some paper so I can make the legs longer if pushing his waist line up don't work OK CIAO HASTA LA VISTA
SLAINTE