She looks like you're late meeting her at the café. She got there early, being a Pre-Raphelite and all.
She even put on a special dress for your esteemed self. You could at least have the decency to show up on time. Now order some cornflakes for the lassie. Might calm her down a wee bit. And smile when ye talk to her about football and snooker. I don't think she's too keen on the competition.
Go man go!!!!!