Ye be a scoundrel, MacPloos, how yer led the lassie to believe I chose her hair color. Why she looks just sick aboot it and like she would clobber me a good one. . . even though her hair looks pretty good.
Can't say as much for her expression which tells me she didn't realize 'aggis was a meat product and here she is a vegetarian.
I put a fiver on her havin' a hurl. Best stand aside, lad and don yer foul weather gear.
Go man go!!!!!!!!!