Why that rusty nail %#(%# of a a_)$Q#$)( Cu)@(*# why He could just kiss my )*(&%$# a()&*% and you wouldn't even have to pay for a model.
And were the little sons a rusty nail with their foul mouthed tw)&Q$s with the )$&Q#)($# )_($Q439q )Q#9Q3498 shoved up their little _)&*$A#% _)(*%$Q#*@ (spelling?) why, that bent (Q$&#& nail (*$A)()(*Q$# )(*$Q Q)Q*$ wuz their fu)(*$QW# dad.
Why, those motherless )*&%#$)( )(*&Q$*($Q# gots no manners they ain't. And when they sees somebody what's sensitive in blistered ol' Aussiedum, why their brains just sorta start draining out their ears backwards and they can't wait to fu+#Q)(# wif 'em.
Hates ta say it, but you was lucky, mate. Coulda had your laptop, complete with a licensed copy of Artrage installed down the pelican's gullet along wif all traces of your good gazes.
Don't let me get all sentimental on ya, but it sorta reminds me of the ol' daze of real paint, none of this virtual )Q($)(Q#-%$W crap, we artists had t' carry crusty pallette knives, long 'uns too, smellin of turpentine and chemicals and _)$*(AQ$@* wot could be brandished with color and murderous intent when faced with the loutish types such as these cretins. We brooked no +)Q($&*# shit. . . I mean we brooked no bully (&$)*)@).
Think positive. You might be pleased to imagine that for that very custom fitted _(Q##*0 )(Q$8 come-uppence, that scum of a rusted nail was hammered and probably was busy that afternoon puking on his sofa.
And you, silentman, I'm right proud of ya. . . It was good to see you invoked your _&%$Q#&*$ superpowers when facing that villain and his spawn. You disarmed his lowlife self and henchmen with your powers of super silence of the $)&*@&$ lambs.
Good' on ya, matey.
Remember, a picture is worth a thousand Q@&$)# bastards lurkin' about in the wildlife sanctuary. Was probably a protected $Q*((&# species their own rotten selves and you was sloshing through their toxic dump.
Use a camera, as God has 'dained to grant us humble artistans.
"Not a bit is wasted and the best is yet to come. . ." -- remembered from a dream