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Thread: A politically correct U.S. Christmas greeting

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    A politically correct U.S. Christmas greeting

    To All My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


    To My Republican Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


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    haha. good one.

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    Dear Robert, quietly laughing now! thank you for the 'fine print' greeting and peace to men of good will, and, are you a lawyer???? just kidding

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    Happy Holidays!!!!!!
    The only problem with humor is that no one takes it seriously.

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    Merry Sparkle Season, Happy Festivas and a Joyous Whatev-a!

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    Last edited by Mairzie Dotes; 12-24-2008 at 11:15 AM.
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    I would laugh but the government department that controls humour hasn't sent me a festive jocularity permit.

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    Happy Holidays Robert!

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    Interesting read. Merry Christmas to you too, Bob. And, I also want to wish everyone have a wonderful Christmas holidays.

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    Happy Holidays Robert !
    "All are about quiet and light." Dany
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