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    irishrose Guest
    Mair, see above, I put a link to the song from YouTube. But I'd like to hear DA sing it!!! Yeah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D Akey View Post
    She's a poet and her feet show it -- they're Longfellows. (Her joke)

    No Fair! Why I wear the girlie, 6 and 1/2 watering trough size!!

    We love our Mair,
    She plays 'em fair.
    She's here and there.
    So Blues take care,
    You're out of hair. . . out of here. . . You're out of HERE, Mr. Blue. . .
    Actually, I'm out of hair.
    Mair has hair.
    So there!
    <ta da>


    Thank you Irish for pointing that out about Mairzie Dotes. I agree completely. She is the epitome of convivial hostess-ness and cordiality.

    Well done Mair. Really. Just wouldn't be right without you. X/O


    Dear D Akey,
    Your kind and thoughtful comments are graciously appreciated. I am
    quite honored, thank you so much and the feeling is mutual! What
    would Art Rage be without our goodly cowboy. You bring a positive
    presence and much laughter to this wonderful forum. Ride on, dear
    Ranger, ride on!
    Mairzie Dotes

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    irishrose Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by D Akey View Post
    She's a poet and her feet show it -- they're Longfellows. (Her joke)

    We love our Mair,
    She plays 'em fair.
    She's here and there.
    So Blues take care,
    You're out of hair. . . out of here. . . You're out of HERE, Mr. Blue. . .
    Actually, I'm out of hair.
    Mair has hair.
    So there!
    <ta da>


    Thank you Irish for pointing that out about Mairzie Dotes. I agree completely. She is the epitome of convivial hostess-ness and cordiality.

    Well done Mair. Really. Just wouldn't be right without you. X/O
    Wow, DA.. couldn't have said it better! And you are a MUCH better poem writer than me.

    Longfellow.. wasn't he a poet?? (Just kidding, of course he was!)

    XOXO

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    I'm a poet too!!! Listen to this riddle and look to the solution!

    FOOD WITH ATTITUDE

    I'm much wrinkled, but not old,
    I'm addressing any guy,
    here I am 'cause I was told
    that someone should have a try.
    When I'm in (outside it's cold),
    I don't feel anymore dry.
    You'll appreciate any fold
    they can take You to the sky.
    Just to finish, I am bold
    now guess You who th'hell am I!!

    OK, let's stop poetry for a while and put some more food!
    Actually the idea was to merge in a product an Italian and a Japanese delight! Moreover it's plug & play with any operational system.
    Hard to import it in US with present rules without putting it in a diplomatic luggage. I hope this looks tasty too to You, notwithstanding the fact that it did not make recourse to plastic surgery for lifting! LOL
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    Panta rei (everything flows)!

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    Caesar -- Hahahaha!
    "Not a bit is wasted and the best is yet to come. . ." -- remembered from a dream

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    Oh Caesar, you got me laughing. Love it! And your poetry is great.. wow, all these guy poets! It's so great to see your 'feminine sides' coming out!

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    Glad You like my goliardic food, D Akey, and I'm sure You discovered all the reading keys!

    Laughing is healthy, dear Rose, glad You did.
    My feminine side? OMG, I didn't realize my tits were popping out!
    Painters, drummers and now poets ... (and transexuals?) in this Forum ... what next?
    Panta rei (everything flows)!

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    irishrose Guest
    LOL Caesar,

    No no no, you don't understand. The feminine side is the emotional side, we have both male and female inside of us. You just happened to touch on the emotional 'feminine' side. Nothing popping out , rest assured!

    Yes, Laughing is GOOD, doing it now! LMBO!

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    I was just pretending i didn't understand Rose! Thanks again and it looks like my English is sufficient as for rhymes and metrics in funny poems! I may start with rap then!
    Panta rei (everything flows)!

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    Caesar-Rudolpho Valentino

    Quote Originally Posted by Caesar View Post
    Glad You like my goliardic food, D Akey, and I'm sure You discovered all the reading keys!

    Laughing is healthy, dear Rose, glad You did.
    My feminine side? OMG, I didn't realize my tits were popping out!
    Painters, drummers and now poets ... (and transexuals?) in this Forum ... what next?


    Dear Caesar,
    Something is surely popping out, not out of your feminine side but
    out of your mouth that is . . . . .
    A cluster of succulent Italian black olives!!! (and not the wrinkled kind!!!)

    This image is a CLASSIC example of "Food With An Attitude". Caesar
    looks scrumpts-de-licious!!!
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