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Peter Pinckney
06-09-2012, 05:10 AM
Reply (with a Scottish accent).............."It's an ion storm Captain!".............;);););)

06-09-2012, 05:28 AM
Nice abstract of the universe. I like it very much!

D Akey
06-09-2012, 10:27 AM
Anything for a friend. Right-o. By request from Mr Pinckney, here's my reply, thus spake in an Scottish accent:

Hoot, Captain, where'd ye learn t' drive anyway, Mr. Toad's School of Flyin' Saucer Pilotin'.

When dealin' with the likes o' them at tha' school, best grab yer sporin' wif both hands, oh ay. Yer like as t' never see those coins again in this dimension, laddie. Ach!

It's a right fookin' ion storm ye flew us into, isn't it? Could ye be bothered t' read the bloody handbook and navigate us oot o' this fair mess?

But, William Shantner being the scene hog that he was, he made the writers cut that down to, "Ach, captain, I'm doin' the best I can. . . "

06-10-2012, 03:16 AM