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L Skylar Brown
02-20-2011, 08:32 AM
Stop me if you've heard this one!!!
This is one of the WDE challenges from WetCanvas. 2 images combined - The bar, and Eagles. Couldn't resist the opportunity for the set-up.
Please Try finishing the joke, or adding what the birds might be saying...!!!!

D Akey
02-20-2011, 08:54 AM
"Been on location so much this place is feeling down right aerie."

L Skylar Brown
02-20-2011, 09:12 AM
Very Funny!
How 'bout - "Some chick told me this is where she got laid"

D Akey
02-20-2011, 09:55 AM
HAHAHAHA. That's pretty darn funny, chum. :D:D:D:D:D

L Skylar Brown
02-20-2011, 03:30 PM
Or, maybe, they just dropped in for a little Grey Goose
(Contribution fm WetCanvas post!)

02-20-2011, 03:58 PM
Are you SURE this is the address for the Hitchcock auditions?

L Skylar Brown
02-20-2011, 06:11 PM
Excellent! Byron

02-20-2011, 06:26 PM
Two woodpeckers walk into a bar; one turns to the other and says, "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

OK, it's an old joke, and you have to change the birds, but flexibility is a virtue. :):):D:D

02-20-2011, 06:30 PM
Not exactly what meant by "head into a dive." :)

L Skylar Brown
02-20-2011, 07:54 PM
Byron - Right!!! My uncle told me that one when I was a kid - it took me most of the day before the lightbulb moment happened
GZ - Big BRAVO!!!
How 'bout - "I heard this place was full of pigeons"

02-21-2011, 12:45 AM
Love this thread Skylar as well as you wonderful painting. All the comments and jokes are great and I find myself laughing at them all. So here is my little comment
What is a crowbar?
A place were crows go to get a drink!... :p
Well done Skylar:)

L Skylar Brown
02-21-2011, 05:28 AM
Coops - You just gave me my wake-up laugh! Thanks!!

02-21-2011, 05:39 AM
OMG! Isn't that Bette Midler!!!

02-21-2011, 05:39 AM
Look woman, we are not leaving until Happy Hour is over

02-21-2011, 08:32 AM
Very funny thread! :D:D
I'm out of my linguistic domains, but I'll give a try.

This may be one perhaps ...:rolleyes:
"What do You like the most of my face?"
"Your aquiline profile for sure!"
(In case have a look to etimology :D)

... or this other ...
"I'm comfortable, but I hope nobody's gonna start shooting to the bottles to show he's got eagle-eyes!"

and finally ...
"What did You asked the barman for?"
"A nest-café!"

L Skylar Brown
02-21-2011, 09:56 AM
How 'bout this one - "Yesterday I Ordered a couple of Grasshoppers. You should've seen what he gave me!"